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fox's glacier mints

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  • You could hop over to Fox Glacier and do an image search. No wonder the glacier is retreating, what with all the mint harvesting going on.

    December 1, 2008

  • Glad to hear it!

    November 29, 2008

  • Yes. We have doggerel for every occasion.

    November 29, 2008

  • Wow. I...wow.

    November 29, 2008

  • The polar bear up in my attic

    Who monitors all things climatic

    told me "All of the vapors

    from those Iraqi capers

    are deadly to creatures aquatic.

    For example, there's my cousin Mo

    Who lived on a floe down below

    But holes in the ozone

    Made his floe a no-go zone

    And now Mo has got no place to go"

    "In Russia conditions are drearier

    For instance, in northern Siberia

    young baby seals have

    been mating with eels

    I'd say more, but I don't want to skeer ya

    In Bohemia's lush forest groves

    People are panicking in droves

    Screaming with fright, they're

    Fleeing a new nightmare

    Babies born with a face like Karl Rove's."

    Until now, I confess, climatology

    Was as boring to me as mycology

    But the words of that bear

    Were a genuine scare

    And a reason to care 'bout ecology

    Earth's fragile, a magical jewel.

    Life bubbles in constant renewal

    Extinguish the mystery

    And go down in history

    As earthkillers? No, that would be cruel.

    November 29, 2008

  • You might mention to those tribunals (and to the folks at Fox's Glacier Mints) that polar bears do not live anywhere near glaciers.

    November 29, 2008

  • As a quick image search will confirm, the mascot beast is a polar bear, not a fox. We in the vulpine community are incensed at this travesty, and plan to pursue the matter in the highest tribunals of the land.

    November 29, 2008