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- n. Plural form of fuckton.
Sorry, no etymologies found.
I obviously took several metric fucktons of pictures, so rather than just telling you all kinds of stories and then showing you said pictures, I will do for you, my devoted ducklings, a little-bitty Pictorial Tale O'Fun And Much-Needed Vacation In Baghdad.
It's easy to be cynical about anything that involves government consumer bodies, largely because they cost metric fucktons of cash and appear to achieve sod all.
You probably know fucktons about us - more than you even want to, we're sure.
Seriously, unless you have seventeen metric fucktons of cash in the bank, stop reading this now.
I mean, they really, really have a couple billion metric fucktons of money.
Regardless of the ethical analysis of the mother's and physician's actions, it is undeniable that baby fetishists encourage this kind of shit by treating families who have multiple births as some kind of heroes, who are paraded all over teevee and given fucktons of free shit.
I want to note that there is, buried somewhere beneath the 10 metric fucktons of fat-shaming (and not an incidental dose of misogyny, for good measure), information about healthful eating (e.g. not eating any fresh veg, ever, isn't good for anyone), but this is information that could be delivered without a scene in which a mother of four whose husband is gone three weeks a month is told that she's killing her children while she's weeping at her kitchen table.