I'll be honest. The "warum hassen Sie..." bit was easy, very simple German. I just couldn't be bothered looking up freedom in the dictionary. And I couldnt have used du anyway, because I was talking to two people.
Now that it's over, I kind of wish that I actually had said it. Still, it actually went pretty well. The moderators were really friendly and the woman got really worked up over my Intensiv Studie.
Well, I know Colbert Report, yet I've no clue for what kind of German exam this would be useful. Anyway, when you know the other one really good, like a good friend or something, or when he/she is a child, you would say "Wieso hasst du Freiheit?" or "Warum hasst du Freiheit?", when you are taking to someone in any more formal context, the "du" is to be replaced by "Sie".
Perhaps someone can add the IPA pronunciation, I'm not yet fit in writing IPA.