You know, it's kind of sad, really to see a potentially fine marsupial mind flounder like this. I'll leave it to Wordie members to figure out which of the two commenters thus far is the one off his meds.
For those not versed in foxonometry, allow me to reduct the previous, ethpanically dessicated comment, into simple calculus: 1 x bovine headgear = corne Corn of course is a nightclub staple in the murky streets of Mad-rid, by way of Texaco good-ol'-boys, although here we may consider it as bullwhistle. Therefore: 1 x bovine headgear = bullwhistle(+e) i.e. 1 = e.
We know what sionnach has been taking and we recommend him to suitable rehabilitation programs, especially those designed for people of his age, and that's well nigh enough said on a - and I use the term loosely - family forum.
And may his dear old grandmother still attend his bedside while time permits.