"Three is the number thou shalt count to, and the number thou shalt count to is three. Thou shalt not count to four, neither shalt thou count to two, unless thou proceedeth directly on to three. Five is right out!"
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.