iHand

This little iHand, which is only fix leagues in length, is feparated from the main land by a channel of three miles broad.

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Scoopertino writes the iHand "guarantees the proper grip first time, every time":

iHand Solves Finicky iPhone 4's Reception Problems (PICTURE) 2010

In a tongue-in-cheek article, Scoopertino introduces the iHand, crafted from European beechwood and available in a range of skintones, from Caucasian to "Kermit."

iHand Solves Finicky iPhone 4's Reception Problems (PICTURE) 2010

The iHand offers a (satirical) solution to those iPhone reception issues.

iHand Solves Finicky iPhone 4's Reception Problems (PICTURE) 2010

With iHand, you get all the functionality of the human hand, without the signal-sucking biology that encumbers most iPhone owners.

iHand Solves Finicky iPhone 4's Reception Problems (PICTURE) 2010

Responding to complaints that the new iPhone 4 loses signal when held by a human hand, Apple today launched iHand -- a synthetic appendage that makes it easy for anyone to "get a grip" on iPhone and remain connected. iHand is so easy to use, it doesn't require a manual.

iHand Solves Finicky iPhone 4's Reception Problems (PICTURE) 2010

Steve Jobs has told frustrated Apple users that they're merely holding the phone wrong, a problem the helpful iHand can easily resolve.

iHand Solves Finicky iPhone 4's Reception Problems (PICTURE) 2010

NEWS: iHand - the perfect way to hold your iPhone 4

Pocket-lint 2010

The iHand is designed to easily let you receive and make calls on your iPhone 4 without experiencing any signal drop whatsoever.

SlipperyBrick.com 2010

Indian interpreter, chriftened in Tidore by the name of George, at the time that iHand received the equipment of ViUalobos.

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