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- verb Third-person singular simple present indicative form of
jizz .
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Examples
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Before they can get there, however, she "rubs [his] butt" and he, erm, "jizzes" in his pants.
whoar.co.nz 2009
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Jorma is just buying groceries, until the cute checkout girl asks him if he'd like to pay cash or credit, at which point he, too, "jizzes" in his pants.
whoar.co.nz 2009
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Boy, for my money, Pat, no one jizzes on a secondary like Brett Farve.
JIZZED IN MY PANTS, SNL DIGITAL SHORT, FROM THE LONELY ISLAND ALBUM, INCREDIBAD 2008
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Clemenza: It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the jizzes.
JIZZED IN MY PANTS, SNL DIGITAL SHORT, FROM THE LONELY ISLAND ALBUM, INCREDIBAD 2008
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Even Jessie Spano's later career of dancing around naked until the posh man from Sex And The City jizzes in his pants must've been preferable to that.
Screech To Write The Saved By The Bell Tell-All You Never Wanted 2006
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Mebe you should spit when Barry Sotero jizzes in your mouth.
Techworld.com News 2010
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OH WAIT, you flipped it around; instead of a chocolate dick that jizzes money, you went with a money dick that jizzes chocolate sauce.
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OH WAIT, you flipped it around; instead of a chocolate dick that jizzes money, you went with a money dick that jizzes chocolate sauce.
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My father is a Catholic and he practically jizzes his tidy-whities at the mention of her name.
Pharyngula 2009
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I've got no problem with people digging digital ***** at all .. it's the HDR ***** that everyone jizzes on their faces over that I've never been able to understand.
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