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  • Thanks, uselessness. I had completely forgotten how much I dislike that novel.

    October 9, 2007

  • Thanks for the info, uselessness... but to me, this phrase will always be Graham Chapman's. *beatific smile*

    October 9, 2007

  • Some days I check the comments feed and I wonder, I really wonder.

    October 9, 2007

  • Um, for what it's worth, this slang phrase seems to have been birthed from D.H. Lawrence's naughty novel Lady Chatterley's Lover. One of the characters names his... piece... this, as a counterpart to his lover's "Lady Jane."

    October 9, 2007

  • Heaven forfend.

    October 9, 2007

  • Well, let it be said I listed it there under duress. It is not a testicle. I don't want any Wordies to think I don't know the difference between a john thomas and a pair of... you know.

    October 9, 2007

  • Yes, you did--under the now-infamous "Testicle by Any Other Name" list. *smirk*

    October 9, 2007

  • That's exactly it. "Because we are Protestant..."

    Wow, I was the one who posted it too! Hmph... I need to spend more time on Wordie...

    October 9, 2007

  • Ah. You're referring to the one-eyed trouser snake.

    October 8, 2007

  • "And *because* we are Protestant, I can wear anything I want on my john thomas." --Graham Chapman/Monty Python (in the sketch "Every Sperm is Sacred")

    February 25, 2007