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  • n. Alternative form of lardass.


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lard +‎ arse


  • A few of us were thinking that Scientology was just a creepy illogical fad beloved by emotional cripples and undereducated Hollywood ‘royalty’ (big-name celebrity followers include dimple-dotted John Travolta (DVDs), wobbly lardarse Kirstie Alley (DVDs) and all-round heterosexual Tom Cruise (DVDs)).

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  • Why should anyone be allowed to call me fatty, lardarse, porky or whatever?

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  • I am obese, overweight, chubby, big, heavy, and all the other words you associate with someone who is overweight (I'm discounting lardarse and fatso purely because no-one has ever had the gall to call me that to my face … er … yet).

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  • My suggestion is: you make a good film and it will play just about anywhere and I believe there's no place like home to start - get your own people into the cinema first, then worry about what some lardarse in Nebraska thinks of your regional accent or quaint Saxon sayings.

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  • I would be very grateful if the lardarse lobby - which is huge, as you might expect - didn't write to me, email me or text me.


  • Mess): The lardarse comedienne apparently went bananas after just one whiff of SuBo's pheromones turned 25 years 'conjugal fidelity into a : Spoof News : Front Page


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