"There are certain things that piss me off. Three of them are Victoria’s Secret, Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin. What do they all have in common? All three are inherently useless and a perfectly good waste of a set of tits. If you have tits, you can’t find a bra at Vic’s that isn’t padded like a mailing envelope. If you have a brain, you don’t understand why Palin and Coulter are touted as role models for the modern woman. Let’s be honest here – all you’d really want to do is grudge fuck them and post the pictures on the internet."