You people! Having fun while I'm slaving over report cards! Don't you *know* that there is an official ban on phony umbrage, bad puns, and the wordie treatment until I can turn them in at 2pm tomorrow??? I demand that you rereload this page, as well as english reasearch papersans phony umbrage. Don't make me come up there!!!
I take umbrage that anyone could possibly ask me to retract my demand for a retraction. Reesetee, your actions are deplorable. I demand that you immediately issue a retraction of your demand that I retract my demand for bilby's retraction!
I am highly offended. And also quite a bit confused.
Bilby, that phrase is actually posted on the top of my monitor. And I am highly offended that you would stoop to such depths as to quote my silly monitor sayings simply to make a comment. I demand a retraction.
I just want you all to know that I am keeping a detailed list of all the infractions of the norms of civilized behavior that go on here. So don't delude yourselves that your assorted transgressions will pass unnoticed.
Apologize, retract, atone, renounce NOW. While there is still time.
That is an execrable statement and I demand a retraction. I am shocked—shocked!—that a fine marsupial such as yourself would repudiate all the opportunities you've been given. To apologize, I mean. Or to use brackets! I am shocked.
I take umbrage at that, reesetee. There is no comparison between your reprehensible comments and Atourgates's demand for a renouncement of my condemnation of your remarks. The decent thing to do is apologize and renounce your terrorist pals.