I was actually shot in the face with a marshmallow once. Interestingly, it is common practice among those who camp out in lawn chairs along the route of the Rose Parade in Pasadena every New Year's Day to pelt passing cars with marshmallows. I was in a passing car and was encouraged to roll down the window to catch said marshmallows and throw them back. Upon rolling down said window, I sustained a marshmallow-shot just beneath my right eye. My indignant "What the-!" was not even fully articulated in my brain before I realized "Oh. That didn't hurt at all."