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- verb Common misspelling of
masturbates .
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Examples
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(Is the idea of “a trisexual alien who masterbates to Klingon music while it tosses itself into a volcano” any more ludicrous than, say, the concept of “an all-powerful, omnipotent humanoid being, capable of doing pretty much anything it desires, simply by waving a hand or just willing something to happen, from some point in the sky above us, that we just can never see for some reason”?)
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Is the idea of “a trisexual alien who masterbates to Klingon music while it tosses itself into a volcano” any more ludicrous than, say, the concept of “an all-powerful, omnipotent humanoid being, capable of doing pretty much anything it desires, simply by waving a hand or just willing something to happen, from some point in the sky above us, that we just can never see for some reason”?
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No your talking about Juan C. He masterbates all the time.
Think Progress » On Roe v. Wade Anniversary, Rep. Hunter Calls For Judicial ‘Sonogram Test’ 2007
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Kittens die when u masterbate, and alex trebeck masterbates alot.
lethalpickle Diary Entry lethalpickle 2002
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Now you are being as silly as the fifth columnist, masterbates.
WordPress.com News 2009
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Well then yesterday, I would have said something like doesn’t Coburn cry when he masterbates?
Think Progress » Sen. Coburn (R-OK) Admits Alito Legislated From The Bench 2005
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