"'We're never going back to England,' Edgington said. 'Never, never, never, the war was a life-saver for the Conservatives, it solved the unemployment problem, and American banks have agreed to prop up the economy, so? They are going to keep this bloody war going as long as they can, they're even trying to get Turkey to join in.' 'Turkey for Christmas?' It had always puzzled me as to how you got a neutral country to go to war. I mean, what did you say: 'Come on in. The war's lovely.'" - Spike Milligan, 'Mussolini: My Part In His Downfall.'