rt is correct: White Chocolate does not exist. *changes resolve, yet again, to include all foods except the non-existent white chocolate -- as a protest against accepting white chocolate as a member of the chocolate family of chocolates* *really means it*
White chocolate?? That's crazy talk! Doesn't exist.
No, any self-respecting oatmeal cookiemust have chocolate as an ingredient. Preferably dark chocolate. Those are the rules as drawn up by the International Council on Including Chocolate in Every Conceivable Food (ICICECF).
*resolves to go find a hunk of dark chocolate to gnaw on, because this page is making me hungry*