p*nis

The p*nis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was.

Think Progress » IRS building in Utah evacuated, two employees taken out on stretchers after reports of white powder. 2010

Example: I had a 10th grade health teacher who was afraid to say the word p*nis during the sex-ed class and he needed to be corrected several times during the STD part.

Think Progress » Deficit Peacock Evan Bayh Hits ‘Far Left-Wing Blogs’ For Criticizing Obama’s Spending Freeze As Too ‘Austere’ 2010

From Urban Dictionary: A small p*nis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.

Think Progress » Erickson: I’ll ‘pull out my wife’s shotgun’ if someone comes to my door for the American Community Survey. 2010

My man boobs often make me wonder until I have to urinate on the couch and pry out my ingrown p*nis.

Think Progress » Maddow Corrects GOP Rep. Schock On Basic Facts Of Abdulmuttalab Case 2010

January 31st, 2010 at 10: 36 pm bizarrobrain (Sponsored by Tysons chicken in a tube!) says: patrick5 I thought you were against sodomy … why do you want to stick a “MISSILE” (* cough* p*nis * cough*) up a terrorists ass?

Think Progress » Deficit Peacock Evan Bayh Hits ‘Far Left-Wing Blogs’ For Criticizing Obama’s Spending Freeze As Too ‘Austere’ 2010

My seventh grade health teacher was afraid to say the word “p*nis” and all the guys in the class would say “p*nis” in a monotone voice every time he started to try and skip around the word.

Think Progress » GOP New Orleans Congressman: Health Reform ‘At A Par With Slavery’ Because Of Nonexistent Abortion Coverage 2010

But mearly having a vag**** (or a p*nis for that matter) does not make one a superior person and we are reminded of that seemingly every time Palin opens her stupid mouth.

Think Progress » Palin Tells Constitution-Loving Tea Partiers: We Don’t Need A President Who Is A ‘Constitutional Law Professor’ 2010

My man boobs often make me wonder until I have to search for my ingrown p*nis and urinate on the couch.

Think Progress » Maddow Corrects GOP Rep. Schock On Basic Facts Of Abdulmuttalab Case 2010

That Cross cake- am I the only one who thinks it's made from two p*nis cakes with the balls together?

Easter? Is That You? 2010

The LAST thing we are thinking about is entertaining some guy's stinky p*nis. linzloo08 brought to you by I Want My Country Back,

Center for American Progress Action Fund Amanda Terkel 2010