phizogs

Ugly friends, miserable colleagues, sour-faced associates, spotty schoolmates – life is too short to waste your time gawping at unsightly phizogs.

Rocking out to sunshine 2007

In an unrelated development for which we simply cannot be bothered to contrive a segue, the Scottish Football Association has announced that Scotland players will be issued with a code of conduct after the drinking session that led to Barry Ferguson and Allan McGregor spending most of last night's match against Iceland easing two V-shaped fingers up and down their phizogs.

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