schull

Þ {a} t þe lorde schull {e} clense his fyngers [on], 664

Early English Meals and Manners Frederick James Furnivall 1867

Ye schull wete that Thomas the son and heyre of Richard the erle of

A Chronicle of London from 1089 to 1483 Written in the Fifteenth Century, and for the First Time Printed from MSS. in the British Museum Anonymous 1823

Evaungelies, that fro this tyme forth there schull never schirreves of

A Chronicle of London from 1089 to 1483 Written in the Fifteenth Century, and for the First Time Printed from MSS. in the British Museum Anonymous 1823

The regional news programmes covered this story reasonably, albeit providing enough visual material for local pervs to copy for "private study", whilst the headteacher managed to avoid making remarks about the girls' "come hither" appearances, as a previous head in one of these stories did; amusement was provided by parents making "Oi had no oidea moi dawter's toight 'Miss Sexy' trasers would cawse prawblems faw her art the schull" type comments unexpectedly, the school wasn't in the Forest of Dean.

Down With This Sort of knickers - er, Thing. Adam Macqueen 2009