shez

Well as a shezze from lebanon I believe in the term shez.

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Herz izznt at awl, butt herz papa haz gone tu git herz some kitteh grass wich iz wun ob herz faboritist noms, sew hoepfullee shez bii happee affer dat!

Feelz like you hab - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

Aifinkso Elsie dere haz had sum wurk dun tew, affer awl, shez been teh Borden cow fer elebenty hunnerd yeers an stil luuks teh saim!

Psst… Maisie’s not a real "happy cow!" - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

She still lubs teh owtdoorz adn spends lawtsa tyme deyr speshully nao inna summertyme, but ai has notissd dat shez moar content tu stay cloasur tu hoam den wen she wuz yunger, wich is a gud fing, adn mayks me less afrayd tu leebs hur owt deyr as much as she wants tu be.

I’m Larry. I live across the hall - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

Aifink shez juss got a list ob beri durtee boifrenz.

…but Bob, only a HORRIBLE sadist would - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

Dats mah kitteh, Mittens – she is 2.5 yeers old nao so she iz a bit bigger mai abytar is her dopshin pickshur – she wuz abowt 8 weeks old. she stil haz da berry pritty eyez tho an shez stil my liddlol gurl – shes abowt 7-8 pownds so aifinkso she iz gonna be a liddlol gurl fureber – no complaynts here!

And dis button activates mah - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

Himz got berri depressed- we hadz ta moov him to skeadle wif spoose durin da HUGE sno storm we hadz in december xmas didz nawt happen here…. fishykitteh started goin daonhill mentali, shez gotz da humonga ragez dez dais.

Bugsy’s philosophy - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

Ohai hcr, juss wot ai need….. o noes shez hopped it!

I lub yu! I missed yu! - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

An she wuz just two yeerz old shez awl grey – longish hairs wehn tehy browt her to mai vet – an asked taht she be “put down” becuz ov teh LB isshoos – an she wuz skeered ov teh dogs!

no, u furst - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

But Kinsey sabed us frum uvvur nabur kitteh yesdy. sush bad lanwij ai hurd, ai goze owt tu se nd shez insied patio wif stranjur owtside.

It’s - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009