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  • n. Plural form of shlong.

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Examples

  • I am sure that people walk around the MoMA with partial or full boners all the time, but I guess their shlongs are concealed behind pants and skirts and shorts.

    Boner in the MoMA

  • Not because I will get to see some fake shlongs, but because I've never heard of using prosthetic genitals before, and I'm always interested in how movies are made.

    James Franco Has a Prosthetic Penis in Gus Van Sant's Milk?! « FirstShowing.net

  • We all believe it's NOT the fake shlongs that are fueling your interest in this movie.

    James Franco Has a Prosthetic Penis in Gus Van Sant's Milk?! « FirstShowing.net

  • First, because horses have huge shlongs, so laced with viagra, they are literally dragging their "peckers" through the dirt.

    Archive 2005-05-01

  • You can't expect a bitch to deep throat if your pole smells like dirty laundry .... just like funky monkies it's some funky shlongs out here too! its up to the girl to stop jigglin the jawbreakers and say

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  • You can't expect a bitch to deep throat if your pole smells like dirty laundry .... just like funky monkies it's some funky shlongs out here too!

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  • They should also pull all of his teeth so he doesn't injure the other prisoners shlongs.

    Daily Rotten

  • Barely legal teenage tarts are craving to show you the most arousing of their secrets - their hard throbbing shlongs!

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  • This book presents gorgeously painted, raunchy action between she-males of impossible dreams -- beautiful girls with huge breasts, round buns and shlongs with low lying balls to make a bull proud.

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  • Like, they’d just be flying around with these dangling shlongs all day and you could try to hang on like a pack of balloons.

    JIM CARREY WON’T GET FOOLED AGAIN

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