shoepolish

In particular are the Kameron Krazies, a numbnut group of ravenously twee dorks who shoepolish their nipples dark blue, scream classless and deeply unfunny bullshit at opposing teams, and jump up and down with the sort of mindless hegemony last seen by the German army in "Triumph of the Will."

it's that little souvenir of a terrible year 2006

In particular are the Kameron Krazies, a numbnut group of ravenously twee dorks who shoepolish their nipples dark blue, scream classless and deeply unfunny bullshit at opposing teams, and jump up and down with the sort of mindless hegemony last seen by the German army in "Triumph of the Will."

zigga zoomba 2006

I've seen the movie, and I think anyone who comes away from it thinking "retard" is an ok word to use will also think it's inoffensive to put shoepolish on your face and do a minstrel show, to offer sexually explicit favors for drugs, to kill pandas and wear their skins, to name an asian child "Little Half Squat" and to worship Tivo like a god -- oh wait, I do the last one already.

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia Roger Sutton 2008

I'm guessing Stork's some kind of Brit margarine, but it's shit from Shinola, which in the good old USofA is cheap shoepolish...and yes that's precisely what I was aiming to say.

Gerard wins -- and speaks! Michael Allen 2005

With the passive voice, the writer usually expresses fear of not being taken seriously; it is the voice of little boys wearing shoepolish mustaches and little girls clumping around in Mommy’s high heels.

on writing by stephen king scribner 2000