If you're not kidding, c_b, google 'simon smith dancing bear' and you get 2 YouTube offerings. One is the originator, Alan Price, and the other is The Muppets. Both classics. A jolly song which I'm sure you'll grow to love. (I'd put links on but don't know how).
Oh my god. I never noticed that link. *cringes* All this time I had to, like, go find a page where I typed it in, and edit my comment and see how I did it there, and then come back to the new page... *cringes again*