skritch

I skritch your back wash your fais, u skritch my back wash myne…

Video: Kitteh and Boston Terrier Clean Up - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

Yu skritch mai bakk, ai skritch yuurz … simmbyot … symbee … werkz foar mih!

FRIENDS - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

Til tehy pee in teh bed oar shred teh nyoo hatt oar skritch teh furrnitchur oar….

Kittehs Vs. the Easter Egg - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

I was just describing to nexstarman how a friend's dog was trying to insinuate her head under my hand for a skritch.

News from the House of Sticks - 2009

U haz a gud nite — an plz to skritch Dini behin teh eerz fur meh iff she lieks dat, ub corse.

Whin ai sai “ai go wiff u…” - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

Plz tu petting Barney fur mii. and gibbing him a skritch bhind deh eerz.

pizza wuz hot an - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

Four hansum shadoes gaize intu yur ayes warilee ubserving trine to hipnotyze wantz to havem gushifuds wantza skritch n rubs wantza cozee lap fur nappin wantz sum kitteh luvs

FOUR LOLCATS - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

Lemme pet u n skritch u n snorgul u n kawl u my behbeh kitteh!

Video: Kitteh Talk - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

My gole wuz tu get hur playin wiff dem, but moss ob teh tym nao sheel wawk up, strech-skritch awn teh post, kazhullee bat at a maus until it fawlz awf, dek stryk a poze adn “mew” fur hur treet.

PUPPY EYES - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

Jimmy waited nights for the skritch above his bed, the black wingtip squeezing between windowframe and brick, the emerging mousebody, its claw dug in plaster, till he could yell, “There's a bat in my room!” rouse Walter, tennis racket in hand, to climb the stairs, do battle.

Creatures: A Memoir 2008