spaketh

Thus spaketh another blood descendant of Portuguese colonialism.

Vacation Auto-Response 2009

And God spoke to me, like She always did, and She thus spaketh: “Fuck them, my child, if they cannot take a joke!”

Roseanne Archy Roseanne Barr 2011

And God spoke to me, like She always did, and She thus spaketh: “Fuck them, my child, if they cannot take a joke!”

Roseanne Archy Roseanne Barr 2011

Mike K – troll – you inadvertently spaketh my name, and so I shall appear.

Matthew Yglesias » Bad Scene, Everyone’s Fault 2010

And God spoke to me, like She always did, and She thus spaketh: “Fuck them, my child, if they cannot take a joke!”

Roseanne Archy Roseanne Barr 2011

And God spoke to me, like She always did, and She thus spaketh: “Fuck them, my child, if they cannot take a joke!”

Roseanne Archy Roseanne Barr 2011

"Leaveth thine house as if you goeth to thine worship place, but then waiteth in the place of parking," the spirit spaketh, "and when thine man cometh out, flatten him like unleavened bread with thine Corolla."

Archive 2009-02-22 2009

Just then it spaketh loudly unto me, and cried with a great and exceedingly bitter cry, saying unto me: Stop that Joshua!

Archive 2009-02-22 2009

"There is an increased riskiness around repayment because of the recession," spaketh one lobbyist for the financial giants.

Big Bankers Mounting Sneak Attack on Consumers 2009

I think what your missing here is that the good vicar is referring to the seldom-quoted apocryphal text where, after the destruction of Soddom and Gomorrah, God returned and spaketh, saying, Okay, guys, don't get pissed, but I've had time to think about this whole gay thing and now I'm totally cool with it.

Those damned media atheists. Ann Althouse 2007