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spit shine a turd


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  • My brother-in-law just came out with this one. And I quote: "Gentrifying Detroit would be like trying to spit shine a turd."

    August 24, 2008

  • One of my colleagues has a follow-up to the quip:

    "You can't polish a turd."

    He always adds:

    "The harder you polish, the more the shit gets on the walls."

    August 24, 2008