I like the way you are thinking! But no, I was more thinking along the lines of describing someone's facial expressions of surprise and general astonishment (for lolz, you know), and I'm still contemplating on the most appropriate and socially acceptable ways to phrase it.
I.e, "Surprise! Butt sex ;D " No. I don't. However, many here where I live wouldn't be averse to the possibility of such a gift.
Do you mean to bring this up in random public venues, or among unsuspecting others closer to home? I mean, the only time I can imagine saying this is loudly to jerks who really don't get it when I don't want them around.