God bless them, the blondes of Greater Los Angeles County!
The Blonde Line
There's always a throng of tall, beautiful blonde ladies standing in line outside that latest and greatest new hot nightclub, and the rest of us can't get past them. You know the type. They are wearing the latest hot microminidress from Marciano, and their cascading, wavy hair beckons all men from far and wide on Hollywood Blvd to take a gander.
Seriously, they are quite beautiful, tall, well-put together and blonde, but holy crap, give a brunette sister some love!
Usage: "I couldn't get into Halo last night--after all I'm just a short brunette in this conservative dress, and there was an unusually long blonde line."
Note No.1: Not all blondes are the type to stand in the typical blonde line. In fact, most blondes aren't.
Note No.2: Film reference: Leslie Mann & Katherine Heigl in "Knocked Up".