thiever

And the cards do rock - however I do think you should add "Funkilicious to the nth power" and "Kitten thiever".

Too Much Information About My Doctor's Appointment 2008

And when they see Simon, that thiever of public money, what do they do then?

The Clouds 2000

And when they see Simon, that thiever of public money, what do they do then?

The Eleven Comedies, Volume 1 446? BC-385? BC Aristophanes

Lord Ridgeley, thiever by cunning process of law of most of my ancient patrimony, and his blackguard son, my Lord Brocton, lustfully hunting the proud, gracious woman beneath, and I said grandiosely to myself, "Rome's destiny is thine too, Oliver Wheatman of the Hanyards, and these betitled scullions are the proud ones you shall war down."

The Yeoman Adventurer George W. Gough

Now, put yourself in the shoes of the iPhone thiever who will momentarily be entering the story.

Gizmodo 2009

Some pearl thiever may have fallen upon the shell since my friend discovered it. "

The Pagan Madonna Harold MacGrath 1901

"It will be proven that immediately upon reading this the accused came directly to Stair, and after entering unannounced into the room where the lady was sitting, asked her if the tale were true, calling the late duke a thiever from the poor, a seducer of women,

Nancy Stair A Novel Elinor Macartney Lane 1886