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those wingnuts on my roof


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  • A glacier just slid off my roof, hit the cellar door and shook the entire house to the rafters. I thought those wingnuts on my roof were supposed to stop that from happening...

    December 26, 2009

  • I blame globa- wait! Were there any mammoth bones washed up?

    December 27, 2009

  • *runs to check*

    Nope. Just some silver paint chips, sticks, leaves, and bird poop.

    December 27, 2009

  • I find birdwatchers to be terrible ice-guardians. Too busy watching birds, silly wingnuts!

    December 27, 2009

  • Here's what I'm saying to those wingnuts on my roof: You're fired!

    December 28, 2009

  • Hey! I take a hefty helping of umbrage at that birdwatchers comment, Jubjub. Why, I'm an excellent ice-guardian. (I'm also an excellent driver.)

    December 30, 2009

  • Oops. All out of um ... bridges. Would you like to take a fence instead? I'll even throw in a grain of salt!

    December 30, 2009

  • Haaaayyyyy... salt might be the trick to the ice floe problem...

    December 30, 2009

  • You're right-- a little spilled salt over the shoulder should do the trick.

    December 30, 2009

  • Hmmm... I'd have to be standing on my roof for it to be effective. Maybe I could salt the birds...

    December 30, 2009

  • No salting the birds!

    Geez...leave you guys alone for one second....

    December 31, 2009

  • Uh-oh...

    January 2, 2010