"Only four days into her reign as John McCain’s “soul mate,�? or “Trophy Vice,�? as some bloggers are calling her, on the ticket known as “Maverick Squared,�? Palin, the governor of Alaska, has already accrued two gates (Troopergate and Broken-watergate), a lawyer (for Troopergate), a future son-in-law named Levi (a high school ice hockey player, described by New York magazine as “sex on skates�?), and a National Enquirer headline about the “Teen Prego Crisis�? with 17-year-old daughter Bristol."