twains

(Mark twains autobiography comes close, but that is still pale in comparison.)

A Mad Dash to Mechanical Emus greygirlbeast 2010

Ai dunno – sumtiemez twains meet wiv a narstee cwash.

Wen U brite az meh, - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

This is startling on two counts: one, by law, government functions — such as official press releases written by workers on a public payroll — and political functions — such as promoting one political policy over another — are twains that should never meet.

Archive 2004-04-01 2004

This is startling on two counts: one, by law, government functions — such as official press releases written by workers on a public payroll — and political functions — such as promoting one political policy over another — are twains that should never meet.

If you don't know what FUBAR means... 2004

This is startling on two counts: one, by law, government functions — such as official press releases written by workers on a public payroll — and political functions — such as promoting one political policy over another — are twains that should never meet.

1000 words aren't needed... 2004

This is startling on two counts: one, by law, government functions — such as official press releases written by workers on a public payroll — and political functions — such as promoting one political policy over another — are twains that should never meet.

On a brighter note... 2004

This is startling on two counts: one, by law, government functions — such as official press releases written by workers on a public payroll — and political functions — such as promoting one political policy over another — are twains that should never meet.

Amazing, isn't it? 2004

This is startling on two counts: one, by law, government functions — such as official press releases written by workers on a public payroll — and political functions — such as promoting one political policy over another — are twains that should never meet.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T 2004

Oh the twists and turns and divers webs the henchman twains thar goes.

Bush: We got to get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this 2006

This is startling on two counts: one, by law, government functions — such as official press releases written by workers on a public payroll — and political functions — such as promoting one political policy over another — are twains that should never meet.

They're right about one thing... 2004