twonks

Ho ho ho ho ho ho.....cor bl'my Miles, yer rubbed a few twonks up the wrong way wiv this'un.

Spirit of the underground: the 60s rebel 2011

Anyway you used to be good, but when all you can say is something is 'interesting' that doesn't pass muster anymore so here we are you useless twonks, so long and thanks for all the fish.

Podcast Next Weekend 2010

What's funny is that Bob calls the people who link increases in gun homicide over the past ten years to failure of Government - ergo the party of Government - twonks.

Archive 2007-08-01 2007

In it nine non-bumpkin couples - insufferable cable-knit twonks who bake their own lavender bread and pontificate on the best time of year to grow Swiss chard - were pitted against each other for the chance to run their own rent-free 25-acre farm in Suffolk for a year.

WalesOnline - Home 2011

Anyway, here comes the equally flame-haired Alys Fowler - one of those insufferable cable-knit twonks who bakes her own lavender bread and thinks we give a stuff about when's the best time of years to grow Swiss chard - to get on my case about why I'm not imbibing a chickpea tagine grown from scratch down the shed instead.

WalesOnline - Home 2010

When will these twonks realise that honesty works better than trying to fool the stupid ARRSE members?

Army Rumour Service 2009

Running around multi-player with said rifle and bayonet and a Bazooka to deal with those annoying twonks who think they're snipers and you've got me amused for hours!

Army Rumour Service 2009

But look closer and you'll see that Michael Lohan comprehensively out-twonks his daughter.

Hecklerspray 2009

When will these twonks realise that honesty works better than trying to fool the stupid ARRSE members?

Army Rumour Service 2009

They know they're powerless, Mr H, until the next time you want to speak to them, which is why they often hint darkly about "damaging relationships moving forward" (because these twonks can't utter a clause without cliché).

Word Magazine - Comments PaddyB 2008