I realize the following comment is so 3 hours ago, but I gave that Starbucks song a listen and it was, in fact, the worst song in history, as John warned. It was atrocious from the start, but just as you think the torment is coming to a welcomed end, it morphs into an even more soulless advertising vehicle when that haunting voice starts speaking over the music and singing. Wow. What were they thinking?!?
Interesting fact: this is the second-worst song in history, ever.
The worst song in history, ever, is a re-imagining of this song, performed as some sort of corporate team-building excercise at a meeting of Starbucks regional assistant managers, or something like that. It's hard to believe, and stomach, but you really should listen to it all the way through