wedgied

Oppressed by gym coaches who make them run laps until they throw up or at the very least need a bump off their asthma inhalers, kicked in the groin by popular girls and cheerleaders, victims of bullying for our lunch money and mint-in-box Star Wars action figures, wedgied by football players, and ridiculed by OTHER NERDS for not knowing the exact lines from movies such as Clockwork Orange or Ladyhawke.

The N Word. Take it back and Own it. wendigomountain 2009

They cleared him out at breakdown, they wedgied him.

Maggie Alphonsi the ambassador changing attitudes to women's game 2011

Doughboy Rove is the kid whose head was crammed into the toilet at school, who was short-sheeted at camp, pantsed and wedgied on a regular basis.

Think Progress » Rove Decries Dirty Tactics That Target Politicians’ Families 2010

It's like political high school: the Black Republicans much like persecuted social hermits who get wedgied and tripped by status symbol Black Democrats who walk around with lettered jackets.

Charles D. Ellison: Revenge of the Black Republican Nerds 2010

He was the picked-on, wedgied, noogied little prig who knew without a doubt that he was going to heaven and I was going to hell.

Knowing Jesse Marianne Leone 2010

He was the picked-on, wedgied, noogied little prig who knew without a doubt that he was going to heaven and I was going to hell.

Knowing Jesse Marianne Leone 2010

Once the wedgied pantsuit steps down, and Obama puts some heat on the geezer and McANUS starts stammering and sputtering, America will see who they're dealing with.

Poll: Obama Slips Against McCain, Now Losing Among Independents 2009

And I worry that if this notion of political and ideological détente is taken too far and too seriously, we're going to be summarily stampeded by a doped-up herd of shrieking Limbaughs, and then collectively atomic-wedgied by the far-right until the president-elect is rendered as ineffectual as Majority Capitulator Harry Reid.

Bob Cesca: Fighting Back in the Age of Obama 2009

I'm sorry you got wedgied and swirly-whirlied all through school, and that because of that you can't have erections.

This frooby dexter has a bug up his ass about me 2007

Eric's the weirdo who gets pantsed and wedgied in the playground.

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