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- v. To masturbate.
from the GNU version of the Collaborative International Dictionary of English
- transitive v. to sever with a blow; to cut off.
- intransitive v. to masturbate.
Sorry, no etymologies found.
Or maybe I should go home, iron my clippings, and try to figure out what caused two million women to suddenly pick up their scissors in unison and whack off their Little Lord Fauntleroy curls.