wood-chipper

With a little luck he would be so stricken, by the loss of a few pennies, that he would feed his head into a wood-chipper.

Think Progress » Shep Smith hits Robertson’s ‘devil’ comments: The people of Haiti ‘don’t need that’ at a time like this. 2010

In Portland, wood-chipper bikes are the new cargo bikes, which were the new "fixies," which were the new Rollerblades.

BSNYC Friday Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune! BikeSnobNYC 2010

At which point I kicked myself for not "palping" my Metrofiets wood-chipper bike.

BSNYC Friday Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune! BikeSnobNYC 2010

It also gained a lot of awesome, which is good, because otherwise, it might have gained a date with a wood-chipper.

seanan_mcguire: Those eclipses need to set a damn alarm. seanan_mcguire 2009

Given how sick I still am, I sounded like a bat being fed into a wood-chipper.

seanan_mcguire: Rosemary and reviews, the bookday birthday edition. seanan_mcguire 2009

It would execute the code inside of the brackets, then do it again, and again, nanoseconds of computation time flying off of your processor like a sequoia tree in a wood-chipper.

I Am Quantum 2009

What I'm wondering is who McShame's going to try to stuff into the wood-chipper for this one?

Three Polls Show Obama Tied Or Ahead In Deep-Red North Dakota 2009

He bought a supply of Didi Seven, the German miracle cleanser; he ordered the Ronco Automatic Pasta-Maker touted by the indefatigable Ron Popeil; and he signed up for the Juiceman, even though, as he discovered, it sounded like a wood-chipper and couldn't make beet juice transcend being beet juice.

As Seen on TV 2009

Wasn't she the one who was stuffed in the wood-chipper in Jane Hamsher's movie.

Where Are You, Angry Left? Part Two 2009

If I were corpsified by a lawless entity I'd rather be pozolied in acid than Buscemied through a wood-chipper.

"Stewmaker." Ann Althouse 2009