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  • A Zen master walks into a bar. He sits in a corner and begins meditating.

    After a while the bartender walks over and says, "Hey, I'm sorry to nag you bud but you can't stay in here unless you buy a drink. How about I make you a cocktail? What would you like?"

    The Zen master whispers, "One with everything."

    May 26, 2008