Comments by plushmeister

  • Growing by the day.

    April 26, 2020

  • COVID-NO2U (Congress On Vacation InDefinitely): True cure for the Coronavirus. Side effect: Quantum reduction in pollution.

    April 26, 2020

  • Indoorfins: Feel-good brain neurotransmitters, generated upon transition from outdoors to indoors, especially upon entering one’s home. Indoorfins reduce the perception of pain, with effects similar to those of drugs such as morphine and codeine. You can tell you are generating them if, when you come into your house, you notice bodily outgrowths of tiny Cadillac fins with little bullet-shaped taillights on them.

    April 26, 2020