Comments by super-colonel

  • telecrastination n. the act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

    November 14, 2008

  • phonesia n. the affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

    November 14, 2008

  • ellacelleration n. the mistaken belief that repeatedly pressing the elevator button will make it go faster.

    November 14, 2008

  • carperpetuation n. the act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

    November 14, 2008