- Lolita
- "Puts the ____ in ____" Jokes
- Words that shouldn't be used on a first date.
- French words to throw around next time you feel pretentious.
- Common English Words That Are Also First Names.
- Words Without A Rhyme
- Words that sound dirty but aren't.
- Presidents At War
- Miscellanea
- Words that describe themselves.
- Orwell
- While Europe Slept/America Alone/American Fascists/Who Really Cares
- Words you've never actually heard in conversation.
- Pale Fire
- The Solitary Vice: Against Reading
- The Innocents Abroad
- Proper nouns that are admissible in Scrabble.
- Speak, Memory
- The House
- Liberal Fascism
- Isms
- The Sirens of Titan
- Pet Peeves
- Brave New World
- To The Lighthouse
- Invisible Man
- Ironweed
- Portnoy's Complaint
- A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
- On The Road
- The Basic Kafka
- Heart of Darkness and Other Tales
- A River Runs Through It
- A Nation Among Nations
- I, Claudius
- Descriptors one wouldn't wanted used in his obituary.
- A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
- Henderson the Rain King
- The Good Soldier
- Winesburg, Ohio
- Pride and Prejudice
- Native Son
- Infinite Jest
- The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter