Every state (or province, etc.) must have some equivalent festival, quirky museum, or town with a Horeble name. We should make a list, reesetee. (It seems as if John's already made one like that, but I'm not sure.)
I've never been to any national pickle day celebrations, so I haven't had the chance to make any diplomatic overtures to the land of Pickles. Have you?
So, what are my responsibilites in this regard? Do I have to move from room to room suggesting that it was "Professor Plum, with the candlestick, in the Conservatory," or "The Easter Bilby, with a carrot, in the Billiard room?"