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a fruit bat shat on me


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  • how did i know this was bil by? only he would post this. haha

    November 13, 2010

  • Yes, well - . An elephant at Zoo Heidelberg once lobbed a very weighty trunk-thrown stone at me and my family. A few years later, at the Salt Lake City Zoo a big female rhino discharged a forceful blast of urine into a brisk wind that was blowing straight at me, landing a foul taste in my mouth and an unwanted perfume on my face, eyelashes, hair and clothing. Happily to date, no chimp has cast its stereotypical *aspersions* at me or mine. For the record, I've not reciprocated these acts, nor contemplated them...

    November 13, 2010

  • I was once shat upon by a falcon.

    November 13, 2010

  • Zuzu, What was the falc on? OR Was the falc on?

    November 13, 2010

  • You know, I'm not sure. But it did seem kinda high.

    November 13, 2010

  • It may have been air-sickness pills that didn't work???

    *It may have been strictly bananas, too*

    A book about it may be titled "Guano with the Wind."

    November 13, 2010

  • Guano with the Wind. Brilliant.

    November 13, 2010

  • Would that count as specific excrement?

    November 13, 2010

  • In general (non-gendered terms-no bull-cowish terms), it would.

    *am(m)o(a)nia may be called for, if you feel faint!*

    *even if you faintly feign feign faintness!*

    November 13, 2010