Physicists now believe that the elusive Higgs boson may, in fact, be hiding behind the ultimate fig leaf, Mother Nature's attoskirt.
In a statement released earlier today by a spokestroglodyte for the League of Decency, the organization expressed its approval for this "teeny-tiny act of modesty" from a being not normally known for its modest behavior. The exact wording of the communique is quoted as being:
"Attogirl, Mother Nature!".
Physicists are now focusing their search on teeny-tiny strip clubs.