Could be a psoriatic cabdriver. What I hope the guy who gave us those counterfeit banknotes last week suffers from by now. After all, I do remember shouting "a pox upon you and all your family" once we realised we'd been taken for a ride.
the kind with visible mouth stitches, an ambiguous space around the circumference of the eye, the wrong angle for the limbs--the stuff of nightmares.
so, the guy's in there with his horror animals, but I didn't think anyone would actually BUY any of them. then I came across a misguided dentist's office with a really dead-looking turtle in the window :(