from The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 4th Edition

  • n. The human act or process of giving birth; parturition.

from Wiktionary, Creative Commons Attribution/Share-Alike License

  • n. The fact or action of giving birth to a child, as the culmination of pregnancy.

from the GNU version of the Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • n. The act of bringing forth a child; travail; labor.

from The Century Dictionary and Cyclopedia

  • n. The act of bringing forth a child; travail; labor: as, “pains of child-birth,”

from WordNet 3.0 Copyright 2006 by Princeton University. All rights reserved.

  • n. the parturition process in human beings; having a baby; the process of giving birth to a child


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  • you're right, it's not funny at all. it's just, i cannot believe someone would say something like that! OMFG!

    March 22, 2011

  • Is that quote meant to be funny?

    Or stupid?

    Because it's certainly not the former.

    March 22, 2011

  • There is something miraculous about a turd, now that you mention it.

    March 22, 2011

  • "Childbirth is no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your ass."

    I just read this on someone's facebook favorite quotations. they also have plenty of pictures of their kids too. lol

    March 22, 2011