Atkins had a low carob diet and he died from it. Go the chocolate: pedal furiously until your mouth is whipt unto a fondente frenzy, then swallow with Easter bliss and absinthe gargle chaser. All anguish will be relieved and with a teh magik flourish of interwebbery, Santa Fox will know what you really need. Though we promise never to tell in public *wink*.
p.s. Landfill is durable. It's overrated.
I asked the Easter Bilby for a bicycle, and he's promised to bring one. The problem? I think it will be made of chocolate. Don't get me wrong - chocolate is still better than carob - but I was hoping for something a little more, you know, durable.