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  • April 6, 2008 at 8:38 pm my-my gascats ornj kitteh haz recentli decideded dat when I takz showa inda mornin himz shud getz nic drippi watta frum sink nex ta da showa! himz sitz on da counta n starez n till I turnz it awn fur himz…..

    u has betraid my tiny trust - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

  • It iz very special birdie to mii ona counta it iz da provincial birdie ov New Brunswick, ma natal-day place.

    Bird watchin - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

  • Ms Anni, wii haff browt in speshul 4 yoo todai moobie dvd orf teh Monkey Piethon holey grayul pic ups yer kopie at teh layoutway counta, kplzthnx

    ah ha! - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

  • Only they don't know it but you're one guy they don't have to teach, 'counta you got something better.

    Alarm Clock Everett B. Cole

  • jes when i wuz sleepin good ever nite ye brang up a new wurry that i hattent ever cunsidderd ere now. i hope granny has it rite n i speck she duz on a counta i am proof that the or a god cuntinues to bless the undeeservin.

    Anxieties of Anne Anne Johnson 2008

  • sorry ye gut stung by that thang, but i am so glad yer back to bloggin. i dint know krakens wuz real on a counta i been readin this book by dan simmons name of illium whar thays a kraken that is mos definitly not part of this here earth.

    A Duel to the Death with the Kraken Anne Johnson 2007

  • this post makes me thank bout a good frien of mine, witch he wuz a freelance riter fer minny a year n has a long bookshelf of books he n his wife has writ together. they wuz able to git a mortgage on a counta havin sum money that they inherited, but ifn it hadnt been fer that, theyda been renters.

    Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be ... Anne Johnson 2007

  • still readin, n will be ever time i git the chants. this here post wuz one of yer best ever, brung tears to this ole hillbillys eyes, witch thats a problem on a counta i am at wurk!

    Navel ad Nauseum Anne Johnson 2007

  • i shore dint watch it. i aint kep up with nun of them movies ner them movie stars neethur. but i am kindly glad al gore won on a counta the message mite git spread a lil futher thataway.

    And the Winner Is ... Anne Johnson 2007

  • thankee fer yer kindness in listin me. i aint bin round the computer much on a counta our monitor dyin, but i will pick up on thisn. tiz one of the better memes they dun putt up.

    Who Me, Think? Anne Johnson 2007


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  • Nigerian English - bottle cap.

    June 16, 2009