doctah

Not only do New Yorkers drop Rs (call the doctah!), they add them in where they're not needed, usually when the next word starts with a vowel, which creates "I sawr it with my very own eyes!" and "The sofer in the living room is green."

Gothamist 2010

January 10, 2008 at 6:50 pm no tyme fur lurve doctah jones

“Clerks” kittehs - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

An 'the doctah said that was what made him so fo'getful aftahwards.

Ralestone Luck Andre Norton 1958

I'se well; nebbah take no doctah med'cine. Jes 'ben sick once; dat aftah freedom.

Slave Narratives: a Folk History of Slavery in the United States From Interviews with Former Slaves, North Carolina Narratives, Part 1 Various

"I'll git a doctah!" exclaimed the old colored man.

Tom Swift and His Giant Telescope Victor [pseud.] Appleton

So I went right in, an 'I saw a young man dere, an' I said, 'Sir, are you a doctah?' an 'he said he was; den I said,' Sir, do you t'ink you could cut my head open? '

Harriet, the Moses of Her People

An 'the doctah said that was what made him so fo'getful aftahwards.

Ralestone Luck Norton, Andre 1938

"Yassah," answered the black porter, who had been listening with evident relish, "right good doctah -- Doctah Lov'ring."

A Modern Chronicle — Volume 01 Winston Churchill 1909

"Now, Marse Dick, doctah done say you not t 'talk, suh."

Richard Carvel — Complete Winston Churchill 1909

"Yassah," answered the black porter, who had been listening with evident relish, "right good doctah -- Doctah Lov'ring."

Project Gutenberg Complete Works of Winston Churchill Winston Churchill 1909