Speaking of driving bedframes, I once knew a woman who drove her ailing car even after the seats came loose. She took out the front seats, strapped in a lawn chair for the driver's side, and just kept going.
To this day, I wonder why she never got pulled over.
Ok, so that's not me, but I really did have one of those when I was 16, which I bought for $400. You could fold down the roof, flip down the windshield, take off the doors, and remove all the seats--it was like driving a bedframe with a lawnmower engine strapped on. I loved that car. Drove it until big chunks of the exhaust system started falling off and it wouldn't pass inspection.