Definitions

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  • adj. Pertaining to the groin.

Etymologies

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groin +‎ -al

Examples

  • It revs the groinal engine, but leaves the car read: penis with no place to park; this is the literary equivalence of a lap dance.

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  • From what I can tell, his method is to get riders in touch with their emotions through the ancient practice of groinal massage:

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  • This is because there are three main ways to deal with the nervous energy we all accumulate as we go about our affairs: the first is to ground it in the pursuit of happiness; the second is to nullify it through distractions like intoxicants and frivolous purchases and "groinal collabos" obtained under false pretenses; and the third is to project it onto others--which is what being "concerned" is.

    To Whom It May Concern: Letting Things Take Care of Themselves

  • Folks are flipping out like wolverines bouncing off of submarine trampolines over new regulations requiring a prospective flier to submit to having his or her naughty bits exposed for all the world to see, or else agree to a groinal groping that would have our ancestors 'fathers brandishing shotguns outside of rural chapels or contemporary school children showing Federal Marshalls on the doll where the nasty agent put his hands.

    Will Durst: Don't Taze My Junk Bro

  • When these regions are compared in animals like turtles and people and chickens, the genomes reveal signs of purifying selection — that is, mutations here tend to be unsuccessful, and lead to death, failure to propagate, etc., other horrible fates that mean tinkering here is largely unfavorable to fecundity which makes sense: who wants a mutation expressed in their groinal bits?

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  • But while commuting is certainly becoming more pleasant from a groinal perspective, it is not without its perils.

    The Indignity of Commuting by Bicycle: Innovation and Intimidation

  • My Dad had a herniated disc and the first doctor tried to fix him up, but unfortuantely messed him up more and severly injured his … groinal area.

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  • Yes, ask John Byrne why Metamorpho is floating around Superman's groinal area!

    SUPERMAN #8 DC Comics, 1987

  • I, Xavier Hellfist, won the 1973 World Fighting Arts Championship with this simple but devastating groinal assault – the Ball Strike.

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  • I think I passed out briefly when all the blood rushed to my groinal region.

    drbigbeef Diary Entry

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  • Pertaining to the groin. Not sure if this one is in dictionaries.

    May 23, 2008